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  • bkr Cash Text Heart Water Bottle 500ML
  • bkr Cash Text Heart Water Bottle 500ML

bkr Cash Text Heart Water Bottle 500ML

$35.00

Lol no.

Inspired by the zero-tolerance policy of a cute Single who loves the idea of being in love but has wised up with experience in the bizarre dystopian circus of online dating, duck face and filtered expectations, meetings IRL, semi-chemistry, overanalysis, rarely love and if ever love then usually heartbreak. You didn’t text me back for three days? You want to hang out at my place right now and it’s midnight? Lolol no.

*Opaque army green with a silver heart and text.

- limited edition glass water bottle

- perfect for: at your desk, on your nightstand.
- 1L/32oz. 9.65" tall, 3.94" wide, 0.95" opening.
- weighs 1.5lbs, with water ~3.5lbs.
- small opening for no-spill sipping.
- bottle: glass + silicone. BPA-free, phthalate-free, does not fit most cup holders.
- cap: no-leak, BPA-free, phthalate-free plastic with silicone seal.
- dishwasher safe on top rack, store with cap off, don't freeze or microwave. 
- 90-day warranty.
- 100% adorable + addictive.